Brothers and sisters. If you are trying to rep the true style often attributed to the classic Gee Dub appreciation hub known as auld’hammer then please step right this way and purchase this excellent garment. Illustrated in the classic old school manner, this shirt arrives pre-distressed for your convenience. As part of our authenticating process each shirt is creased up for three weeks in the fetid depths of a sweaty 14 year old tosspots PE bag before being liberally dosed with Lynx Java for that ‘Saturday Afternoon GW’ funk. Once suitably odourised each shirt is custom stained with elements of Pot Noodle, Monster Munch, ejaculate and trace fecal matter. We then employ a team of thick necked  rugger twat bully boys to stretch the collar completely out of any recognisable shape before mailing it you in a pre-used chip wrapper with CARCASS RULES crudely daubed across the front in felt tip. Because honestly, Carcass are way better than Bolt Thrower. Show me how real you are.Buy a fucking shirt.